How do I wear these!?

Nice day out at the Cinema I thought, a nice film, chill and relax. Nobody who will moan, stand in my way, sit on my lap or growl.

well, so far so good. I line up to buy my tickets and have a long delay, nothing to do with what the people are doing behind the till. Its those waiting in front for their 3D glasses...

"how do I use 3D glasses....? So how do I put them on? can you show me?"

yes ladies and gentlemen, the people in front of me were asking how to wear 3D GLASSES and how to use them.

Oh my, I would hate to think how they would use a Condom machine. Insert here?... Please no!!!